Template:Gruntilda's quotes

• "Tiny creatures far below, which of you'll be first to go?"
• "If Tooty thinks she's fairer than me, I'll steal her looks and ugly she'll be!"
• "Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung!"
• "I don't like stairs much in my lair, they always make me gasp for air!"
• "When Tooty is a big ole lump, I've got just the frock to hide her rump!"
• "Many tricks are up my sleeve, to save yourself you'd better leave!"
• "Can't you get here any faster? Come and fight me, I'm the master!"
• "Why do I talk all the time? It's really hard to make these rhyme!"
• "Your feathered buddy, that you've brung, useless like a pile of dung!"
• "Tooty's fate is looking grim, it's because her brother's dim!"
• "Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!"